I Used to Be Cool... Unisex V-Neck Shirt

Parenthood has a way of replacing spontaneous plans with bedtime debates and negotiations with tiny people who inherited all your strongest opinions. “I Used to Be Cool—Now I Just Argue with Miniature Versions of Myself” turns that familiar parenting reality into a perfectly honest laugh.

Wear it for school drop-offs, family gatherings, playdates, errands, or whenever another debate with your miniature self proves the point.

Printed on a lightweight unisex V-neck jersey tee made from soft combed and ring-spun cotton. Select colors use cotton/polyester blends, and the side-seamed retail fit gives it a clean everyday shape.

Details

• Combed and ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• Modern unisex V-neck fit
• Side-seamed construction with a tear-away label
• Machine washable; tumble dry