Dad Tax Adult Gildan Soft Shirt

“Dad Tax—Making Sure It’s Not Poison” features a sunglasses-wearing raccoon collecting fries, ice cream, and a drink in the name of family safety. Retro sunset colors turn the time-honored tradition of stealing a bite from the kids into an official parental responsibility.

Wear it for family outings, restaurant trips, vacations, or whenever Dad needs to inspect someone else’s snacks.

Printed on a soft 4.5 oz. ring-spun cotton tee with a modern classic fit. Select colors contain polyester, and the taped neck, shoulders, and double-needle hems add everyday durability.